Japan knows how to do cute. But my post title does not refer to Hello Kitty. Or Totoro. Or Snoopy*. Though those are all so very cute, in this post I’m going to talk about adorable children! If you don’t like kids, or have them and can’t manage to match my enthusiasm, thank you for coming anyway, and feel free to skip ahead to the OGFSs. (*so much love for Totoro and Snoopy/Peanuts…more on this later stay tunedddd!*)
Today, Monday, is a national holiday in Japan. Sports Day or Taiiku no Hi, comes every second Monday of October to commemorate the time in 1964 when Japan hosted the Olympics. Many schools and companies celebrate it by bonding through good old- fashioned perspiration and participate in their own organized mini Olympics to promote active lifestyles.
Yesterday, I was lucky enough to go to a pre-school/kindergarten’s celebration of Sports Day. I went out to Ibaraki Prefecture with friends who were the guests of honor at the school and did not know what to expect. I only hoped and prayed that I wouldn’t personally have to sweat. Once we got there, I almost died of a cuteness overdose. I was struck by an urge to have a billion children all at the same time by any means necessary. It was weird.

humongous empty field. it will soon be filled with the cutest kids you have ever seen.
In the school’s huge playground, we were greeted by a rows upon rows of kids in lines arranged by year and color-coded hats. All the two year olds wore orange hats, and the oldest ones, five years old wore blue I think? And the years in between wore different colors. They were all so proud to be there and begin their program.

performance after performance after performance! from 8:30 am - 3:00 pm. they all either stood up or ran around or performed. even the two year olds! such endurance and good spirits.
One of the first items on the program was English exercise. It’s about mental health too! Their English is already better than my Japanese. Look at their identical shoes and adorable hats!
Next, they all stood in rows and went from standing by themselves and doing a solo exercise:

i was jealous of their coordination at some points. yes i said it. here's the leader in blue at the front.
To gathering into threes to show what they could do as a group:

look they're barefoot too!
Then what they could do as six:

it's a good thing they're all skinny and little. and fit apparently.
Then what they could do in whole lines:

human dominoes...after this their shirts were all still impecabbly white. don't ask me how.
Then what they could do ALL TOGETHER!

they created a human border around the whole playground and made a super high pyramid in the center. spoiler alert: none of these kids in all 7 hours that they were out in the sun, doing various strenous activities, got hurt. yoku dekimashita!
I never saw anything like it. Every single kid knew exactly what they were supposed to do at every given moment. Sure, they were shuttled along by their chaperones and teachers, and that guy with the starter’s gun who really enjoyed his job (haha). But they were eerily disciplined and well-behaved while also seeming to have a lot of fun.
There go the little two year olds in their orange hats! The chaperone teachers kept on trying to get them to throw their hands up in the air once they got to the finish line. The chaperones/teachers were so crucial to the choreography. The lines to mark the kids’ places were constantly being drawn and redrawn again by the grownups. A METAPHOR PERHAPS…!?

brooms to erase the marks that thousands of little feet in identical shoes could not

i really wanted that chalk-line-drawer-guy's job. doesn't it look like so much fun to push that thing around and make such satisfyingly chunky lines?
Then the older kids did the relay races.

awwww so cute. look at the boy lifting the blue baton. such good posture!

the older kids were really good at crossing finish lines with the appropriate amount of self-congratulation. but adorable self-congratulation! hands up in the airrr
Then! (Are you tired yet? This is not even half of all their activities…I felt like such a lazy ass just watching them) Their parents got involved. It was so good to see both moms AND dads involved.

in two teams, one pushing a red ball, the other a blue one (can't really see it here), the parent and child have to push the ball all around the whole playground. some parents helped a lot, others let their kid do it all.

and this game where the kid rides on the parents' back and they all run around while the kids try to take each others' hats. so cute!

even though they all were competitive and tried to steal each others' hats, they were all friends in the end. i'm so glad i got this shot of this kid reaching out for his friend's hand. CUE THE AWWWWWing!
By now, I was ready to go home and call it a day. I felt so exhausted just watching all of this! Even the cuteness was starting to overwhelm me with their smiley vibes and cherubic cheer. BUT THEN. At the two o’clock hour. When the cherubic dances started to wilt, and you could start to see the sweat behind the smiles, they pulled out all the stops. Have you ever seen a marching band made up of five year olds?
Everyone was on point and they sounded so good. WHAT HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? Don’t even get me started on the cuteness.

crisp white uniforms again

i think i counted five different instruments? at least? the flags should count too.

perfect formation

here's a supportive sibling in the crowd. her shirt's saying might sound familiar. (hint: i stole it for my title)
Ok, this is getting very long, thank you for staying with me! In short, what really stood out to me was: 1) the order and discipline 2) the parents’ involvement 3) the cuteness (duh). Somehow all three of those things made me think about the Japanese proverb: The nail that sticks out gets pounded. The social implications of this saying are vast in range, good, bad and everything in between. You are free to apply and interpret it as you wish. But from my standpoint, after watching that whole day of activity, I interpret the saying to mean that to stand out is suicide because one’s well-being depends on her allegiance to and acknowledgment of the whole. With all the emphasis on organization in groups — remember those pics earlier on of the three kids –> six kids –> human domino –> human pyramid? — the whole completely overshadowed the individual.
Especially with the People magazine I read on the plane (don’t judge, “literature” has flexible meaning, I READ WHAT I WANT OK), I really think that individualism can actually deepen the trap of one’s alienation to society/the whole.

FYI, amurrrica: this is NOT CUTE
Note: lone child on cover; the nature of Toddler/Tiara competitions: me, me, ME, me and my SPRAY TAN, dammit! Does that make sense? You can interpret that how you want too. I’m too tired and overwhelmed by this re-hashing of cuteness to carry on. Without further adue, here are the OGFSss.

there's this japanese snack called kakimochi. it's a rice cracker that can be prepared in many different ways. here is one prepared in one of my personal favorite styles: DEEP FRIED
I couldn’t resist and had to have a fresh hot batch.

have you ever wondered what a cross between a french fry and a buttery pastry would taste like? it would taste like this. and it was killahhhh.
Ok, thanks for reading! And a special thank you to the friends who took me to the amazing event. I don’t know if I will ever again in my lifetime experience such cuteness and general amazingness. Ja ne!