Today’s prompt said to write a poem for children. As a child, I wish we talked more about poop. Not because I’m a juvenile boy (only at heart) but because there’s so much embarrassment around such an important function of our bodies. In India, the first thing the doctor asks you is about your poop. Because it tells a lot about your overall health; how well you digest food, assimilate nutrients and rid your body of waste.
The number one selling over the counter drug in Amurrica is laxatives. We’re all full of shit over here. Puritan shame, shit shame, shame on that shit! We’re all human. As my dad once told me, Don’t be arrogant, who you think you, you shit ice cream?!? No. Just rainbows and malteses mostly. If you’re easily grossed out and aren’t at peace with your poop, don’t read this (#disclaimer).
Poop, poop, poop,
stop acting like a goop.
You’re so antsy and chirping,
looking green and burping,
You sure you don’t gotta poop?
Maybe you got bubble guts
go ahead crack them futs,
No sked um let um rip,
if I smell it I no give you lip,
I know what you go through
after every meal we all do!
All your squirming cannot hide
all the poop waiting inside.
Every fart recital
I think it’s very vital!
Eating, digesting, it’s a partayyy
Do something good for your bod-aayyyyy
and poop.






